Who is Hooker Bastard?

Hi, I’m Hooker Bastard, I’m getting old but are not dead yet. I like drinking beer, whiskey and my biggest fear is that of turning into a deer. I now live in South Africa but for a large portion of my life I lived in Cambodia* after my father decided our family was too big and sent me to live there with a wonderful Khmer Rouge family. Though I don’t like fighting, I got to kill tons of people. I don’t like sport but am a strong supporter of both the Palestinians and the Israelis. I also like the Wombles. When I grow up I don’t want to be a midget or a deer.

Ok, that’s all I want to say for now. Thanks for popping by. Come back sometime soon to learn more about me.